dicksplit:

"Tell the class a little bit about yourself"

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minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

macarani122:

I walked outside to find this little shit taking a nap and eating flowers

vanpireweekend:

"do you want to touch each other’s balls on national tv?"

harry:image

fedswatching:

pour one out to the neopets we left for dead

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d0gbl0g:

kumagawa:

accidentally stepping on your pet’s foot

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forgive me….puppy

If I’m your tumblr crush send me a live bear in the mail

alt-j:

I made a friend

so I googled skeletons and

blackandwhitebilliards:

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"no my love, you cannot go off to war"

"but I must darling, i must fight. to defend our land"

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"against the fuckboys

transitionpeace:



“Tying The Knot” Wedding Invitation


coolest ever